For Sale By Owner

It's not every day of the week when you go past a church and there's a sign out on the front lawn: "For Sale By Owner" with a phone number inked in. You expect it with a house, a small business or some sort of building. But a church? Specifically, a Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses?

They may have outgrown the place, for all I know, or there may be two Halls underused that could be combined into one. This one is in a good spot with use of another parking lot in addition to their own. Ironically, there is a rather garish shrine across the street, run by a lay Catholic organization.

I don't know how you would market the place.

FOR SALE: Former JW Kingdom Hall, good starter church for new sect. Comes plain, as is. Shrine with many statues across street. River view. Parking lot with shared use of larger lot on weekends. No RC inquiries please. Best offer.