Dear Mr. Expert (Part Two)
Q: Would Paul Revere get everyone together if he had the Internet?
A: Sure; a message like “One if by c:\ and two if by LAN.”
Q: My Vermont friend needs more RAM. How can I help?
A: Check with the Sheep Breeder’s Association.
Q: What’s the difference between F1 and F12?
A: About 11.
Q: I am a born-again Christian. When I push “S” on my machine, it says my mail is saved. Does that mean I will meet it again in the next life?
A: Look in your folder and see if you really want to see those messages again. I’d recommend more use of “D.”
Q: Had any unfortunate experiences on e-mail?
A: Yup. I hit the D key, lost my E mail and said the F word.
Q: Those porn sites are awful, and so many of them!
A: Yes, I spent lots of my time looking them up, too.
Q: I like using lots of typefaces in my letters. I think it’s great to have all of them.
A: Be careful; you don’t want your letters to look like ransom notes.
A: Sure; a message like “One if by c:\ and two if by LAN.”
Q: My Vermont friend needs more RAM. How can I help?
A: Check with the Sheep Breeder’s Association.
Q: What’s the difference between F1 and F12?
A: About 11.
Q: I am a born-again Christian. When I push “S” on my machine, it says my mail is saved. Does that mean I will meet it again in the next life?
A: Look in your folder and see if you really want to see those messages again. I’d recommend more use of “D.”
Q: Had any unfortunate experiences on e-mail?
A: Yup. I hit the D key, lost my E mail and said the F word.
Q: Those porn sites are awful, and so many of them!
A: Yes, I spent lots of my time looking them up, too.
Q: I like using lots of typefaces in my letters. I think it’s great to have all of them.
A: Be careful; you don’t want your letters to look like ransom notes.
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