Friday, May 29, 2009

Spay And Neuter Your Pets

Hey, all you “spay and neuter” people: What would have happened if your four grandparents decided to have their kids spayed and neutered. Where would you be now, hey? Well?

If we all got spayed and neutered, that would mean the end of the human race in no more than about 108 or 110 years. By then, we’d have time to end the line of cats and dogs (thus also ending “it’s raining c’s and d’s”).

There are a few people I know who I wish their parents had been neutered. Would have saved the human race a lot of problems and raised the maturity level a few points. There are also a few people who I wish would be neutered before they start the process of having children; end the damage before they can pass it on.

There are a few tv commentators I’d like to have neutered. Or, at least, their voice boxes. Wouldn’t it be really nice to flip through the channels and see their mouths flapping but no noise coming out?

I don’t know if the cat and dog churches (if there are such) have an opinion on this matter. The human churches certainly do, as far as it affects them, but the Church of Kitty and the Church of Fido haven’t checked in with their thoughts yet.

“Spay” comes from a word meaning “sword.” Ouch.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Procreation is hereditary: If your parents had no kids there is a good chance that you won't either

June 01, 2009 7:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Life gives us experiences.Experiences teach us lessons.We are all a culmanation of our life experiences.Man has a way of changing the natural order, life becomes a disposable commodity, when it becomes inconvenient. Animals we learn the lesson to control spay & neuter, Human,not so much because we need to learn the lessons from each other.

A spay & neuter person & proud of it

PS. I think neuter is also an "Ouch"

June 01, 2009 6:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Nuts to you!"
- Snoopy to his vet... BEFORE.

June 02, 2009 4:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is pretty good!

June 02, 2009 7:26 PM  
Blogger Tom Carten said...

Condom: A burka for your ****.

June 02, 2009 9:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's pretty good too!

June 03, 2009 7:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If a dog is VERY good here on earth, he will get his testicles back in heaven.

June 03, 2009 10:03 AM  

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