Thoughts That Come To Mind
When someone tells a friend not to believe anything you say, then come out with, “You’re handsome” or “you’re beautiful.”
If, while you are on a cruise, you refer to the vessel as a boat and someone says, “It’s a ship, not a boat,” tell them how much you liked watching “The Love Ship” on tv.
Look both ways when you have the green; no light ever stopped a car.
Everything is funny when it happens to someone else.
I think God gets a good laugh out of organized religion and all its “follow or go to hell” rules.
Why aren’t there erasers for our lives?
Drive-thru ATM machines have Braille because they are all made the same; but why do “over the door” signs have Braille markings?
Isn’t every day “Labor Day” in a hospital’s birthing unit? I used to wish my mother a Happy Labor Day on my birthday. She said I was no problem at all.