Yellow Light Breem got his because of the morning light. Tygerlilly is a little girl who likes hers, thank goodness, but I don’t know about Cupcake. Crystal Sunshine Turpin Lemons hasn’t checked in yet, but Crystal Lemons probably won’t be that bad after she marries the right surnamed guy.
Mr. Morrow named his kid Tu. He should be taken out and shot. So should Mr. Wood, whose daughter is Drift and son is Timber. You like celebrities? Fine, but you shouldn’t have named your kids Lexus or Armani. Mighty Fine may grow up to be, we hope. You like sports, fine, but maybe your kid, Espn, will not. King Fender, bad choice.
Tyranny, there’s a rotten choice; what if he takes it to heart and decides to become one with his name, after the kids start impressing him with how bad he can be? Hellion is another one: Let’s see just how bad I can be in living up to my name, especially if my teachers rag on it. Devious; there’s another dumb choice.
In my church, you get to choose your confirmation name (at least, if your parents don’t force their favorite). It’s your chance to pick the name you always wanted to have.