Yeah, They Really Said This

"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."
- Arnold Schwarzenegger

"What's Wal-Mart? Do they like make walls there?"
-Paris Hilton

"So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?" -Christina Aguilera

"All of a sudden you're like the Bin Laden of America. Osama bin Laden is the only one who knows what I'm going through." -R. Kelly, on charges of child porn.

"I think the 'Clueless' movie was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
-Alicia Silverstone. She was nominated for Britain's annual Foot in Mouth award, honoring the celebrity who makes the most baffling verbal statement.

"I get to go overseas places, like Canada.”
-Britney Spears, asked about the perks of fame

"Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
-Brooke Shields, during interview for a federal anti-smoking campaign.

"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."
-Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece.