Questions & Answers I Think Of

What does a light switch do?
Turns the dark off, or the dark on.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Depends on which is smoking a cigarette.

Can cops really exchange gunfire with robbers?
Only if they keep their receipts.

Why do they nail caskets shut?
So doctors can’t try one more procedure.

How did cell phones get their name?
If you use one in your car, that’s where you end up.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two.

What’s the best way to get a person to stop wanting sex all the time?
Marriage.

That’s it for today, folks; thanks for all your questions.