Happily Ever After

News Item:
A newlywed couple spent the night in separate jail cells -- she in her wedding gown -- after police said they brawled with each other, then members of another wedding party, at a suburban Pittsburgh hotel.
The fight started Saturday night after a reception when he knocked her to the floor with a karate kick in the seventh-floor hallway of a Holiday Inn, according to police. It escalated when she attacked two guests from another wedding party who came to her aid, police said.
The melee moved to an elevator and then to the lobby, where the couple threw metal planters at the two guests of the other party, causing minor injuries, police charged.
"It was pretty wild," Ross police Sgt. Dave Syska said.

This one is from the cruise ship message board where I post.

Seems as how a newlywed couple booked a cruise. He was a control freak and a spousal abuser. She was a victim from the start. People were posting about his behaviour toward her during the week, and it wasn’t nice.

A person in the cabin across from them heard a massive verbal fight, then he shouted, “Oh, yeah? Well, watch this!” Someone on their balcony saw him dive off the ship from one of the higher decks. The ship stopped, but it wasn’t the only thing that was dead in the water.

Marriages can get rocky, but that early?