Tuesday, June 26, 2007

What Happened To Your Spouse?

I just heard an ad on the radio for a mattress, one of the main brands. It’s big feature is separate springs so when your partner moves around, you won’t feel it.

Your partner? What happened to your spouse? Or is the company facing the reality that the person next to you might not be wearing a wedding ring?

I’m waiting for the day when we see a commercial when two women or two men get out of bed in the morning and declare it’s been the best sleep they’ve had in years. Maybe there is a gay network where ads like that are already running; never underestimate the willingness of a business to turn a buck any way they can.

We have a weatherman here on tv who speaks about his partner in ways that makes it obvious they’re not in separate rooms and both pee standing up. He really should realize this is Northeast Pennsylvania, not New York City or San Francisco. They still hang people here for stuff like that. At least they can avoid waking each other up if they’re using the right mattress.

Everybody has a story.
Anna Vissotski Giambini turned 104 recently. She and her husband eloped; they had to, as her Polish parents didn’t approve of her marrying an Italian – and didn’t speak to her for three years. While she was eight months pregnant, she swam across the Susquehanna River. “Friends dared me to swim across the river. When you’re young, you do crazy things.”

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

"We have a weatherman here on tv who speaks about his partner in ways that makes it obvious they’re not in separate rooms and both pee standing up."

He even wears a ring on his left ring finger. His "partner" is a hair dresser in Dallas. I'm open minded; but, that goes against the laws of Nature and the teachings of the Bible. But, keep in mind, his SM in not that straight!

June 27, 2007 12:48 AM  
Anonymous ColdJoshVail said...

I would like a mattress that wouldshoot out a small electric shock, like an electric fence does, everytime my partner snores!

As for your Wx-man......if his predictions are correst, he can share his mattress with whoever he likes. However while forcasting wx, y'don't need to let the public know the horizontal predictions for the upcoming weekend. They have parades for that.

June 30, 2007 6:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

C'mon, guys! You're Joshin' me. He-he!

July 01, 2007 10:44 PM  
Blogger Zen said...

Narrow minded much? I don't have time to school you on nature and homosexuality.

May 23, 2009 11:32 PM  

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